Meet Dr. Chunkis E. Shmee, BiG, CAT

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Internationally renounced as THE world's leading expert in eatingology, you'll be hard pressed to find a "beast"" as bottom heavy as the shmu. Don't let her small head fool you; there are at some brains in there. What she lacks in noggin size she more than makes up for in her weight of weight. She is also very professional. Have you ever seen a chunkiologist that shows up to work in a tuxedo every day?

Cute as a button, tastier than mutton, soft as a cloud, but very loud, the only pleasure greater than cuddling this treasure, is shammy gd boops itda.

Many, many publications. wow

Education and Certifications

  • Dermatology residency  Hello Fresh, 2017
  • Medical school  THE O-Doonty State University of biting, 2013
  • Undergraduate  Hahvard, 1980
  • Board certification  The American Board of Dermatology, 2021